In a hypothetical scenario, wherein a grad student becomes obsessed with determining the exact contact angle of a hydrophilic surface.. how would you go about doing so?
This grad student has attempted the usual methods (using the goniometer, varying the liquids and such), but is dissatisfied by the ridiculous complexity of the scenario (The grad student really does not want to assume the angle is zero). She would like to stretch her brain cells and discuss this hypothetical contact angle problem with people who may (or may not) have opinions on the matter. Perhaps these persons could put their heads together and come up with a relatively simple solution?
Please feel free to be humorous.