Is Chocolate Deficiency Syndrome the cause of all human strife, or should we also be considering Ice-cream Deficiency Syndrome and Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome?
It appears that you have at least a Masters' degree in Crave-ology, which I suspect you earned in the course of your other studies. Interesting that part of our system wants sweets/fats, and another part seems to become at least psychologically dependent on a mild alkaloid stimulant. Certainly, too much of either can be life-threatening; but also interesting- many of us seem to claim that we would be willing to push that limit. Thankfully, few actually do.