When you write a dissertation for days in a row, you want to think about anything ...

In continuation of the eternal theme for Russians, “techies vs. humanities ”I will say honestly - techies were lucky an order of magnitude more than humanitarians.

For techies, everything is relatively cool and convenient: a promising career, +/- high-quality education, the president’s sympathy, all kinds of production clusters, prospects in science / technology / innovation, etc. After all, oddly enough, from the point of view of “obtaining scientific knowledge” representatives of the natural sciences work much easier than their socio-humanitarian colleagues. The latter have always been in a difficult situation. And especially today.

For a techie, gaining new knowledge has never been a particular problem: there is an object of observation, there is an observer. And that’s it. Observed objects - nature, surrounding reality or material objects - are absolutely neutral to the observer. If you want, then explore! Yes, excesses sometimes happen: you shouldn’t touch this beautiful stone with your hands, but now you know what radiation sickness is. Or this striped kitty is hungry, in vain you stroked it. But that’s all. We wrote down the data in a notebook, made conclusions, and next time we took measures. Scientific knowledge is ready. The object of study of technicians, I repeat, is completely neutral in relation to the researcher. Today, even excesses are rare.

The real difficulties begin in humanitarian research. Their object of observation (speaking between us) doesn’t really like when they study it for real. Moreover, he does not love it for a long time and will never love. Watch these hands:

We get a humanitarian degree, put on a white coat, take a notebook with a pen and go to study some monkey brought from far away, which is still unknown to science. We put her in a separate room, turn on the video cameras, give her a white sheet of paper, scotch tape and a yellow marker - what will you do with them? We go to the next observation room, make coffee for us and return to watch a movie. Here it begins;)

We see a broken monitor. The room is empty - the monkey is gone. With things given to her. We looked here, and here, and there - there is no monkey. We run out into the corridor, continue the search - empty, no one saw anything. And the colleagues laugh for some reason. Why are you laughing?! Prompt: school joke! We feel tape on our back. Tear off a white sheet from it. On the sheet - with a yellow marker: "IDIOT".

We run further down the corridor, rush, run back, worry, laugh, fear, don't understand anything, fight in hysterics ... While a monkey is sitting in the guards’ room with our coffee and writes in a notebook: “The object is emotional and mentally unstable, it’s better not to allow scientific work with PEOPLE ”;)

The techies were very lucky to be left alone with their neutral reality. But modern historians, economists, anthropologists, political scientists, political economists, etc., have incredibly suffered from their degrading humanitarian education. That even souls don’t mind in their object of study. All their lives they have been wondering: who suddenly broke all the monitors for them?

And in the best case, only at its end they find the inscription on the back with a yellow marker.

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