Please don't WASTE your precious, precarious, preccciouss (Dats GOLLUM - DEEEERRŔR: YES I WAS BANNED FROM HORNBAD for BITING A SWIMMER LACKING IN POOL ETIQUETTES, COULDA BEEN PERMANENTLY COMMITTED BY DAT BRAVARIAN, UNTIL HE MET ME IN PERSON. So fulll of s H IT, dat he DIDN'T HAVE THE COURTESY TO STAY TILL DIE ENDE). YES DATS DAS CHEF FART OF BREMEN-ÖST FORENSICS...
JUST DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE TRUE VON STAUFFENBERG, TORSTEN (P?)...
I LITERALLY SOONER KILL ME SELF, BECAUSE I am in NO WAY I AM AS TOUGH AS TORSTEN.
Frankly, NO TRUE BLUE BLOOD can MATCH HIS NON-DOCILITY...
OH, have you SEEN WHAT DEM DO TO TRUE DISS-IDENTS?
I am SUNZI COMBINED WITH CLAUSEWITZ (REMENBER: FOOOK YALE, it's BEI DA, HENG 大。)
I REALLY REALLY GIVE UP, BUT FÜR YA KAUTS BENEFITS, LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FÜR DU (PAR DU, BROCK-MÜLLER, I LOVE YOUR FAMILY UNIT, but DER EMPEROR CAN NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CHOOSE LIVE IN A CAVE. AFTERALL, LIKE I DISTRIBUTED DAS LICHT FAIR & FORT, you knowI know me FENG SHUI...):
1. KNOW THY ENEMY MEHR THAN SIE EUCH KENNEN (fooook DAT CLICHE, IT'S COMMON SENSE!
2. CLASSICAL CHINESE DOES NOT HAVE PUNCTUATIONS: Ask DER SAGE OF DAS FOR-BID(D)EN MID-DLE 国内。
X. I ONLY DO STRATEGIES (CLAUSEWITZ - CHOP!)
Y. I ONLY DO DEFENCE
(I/ E)Q. MY GENERALS DO TACTICS (DEEERRR)
1. DATS XYQING
ROB LEIDL DOES OFFENSE
KAI KAI - WOO CARES!
Do EWES REEL-LY WANT TO KNOW?
Foook it, DEKAI IS...
ALEXA
YA ALL BEEN 🙌👅😁😜🤪🤛
I zRESPECT BEZOS, SAY WHAT U WANT ABOUT HIS BARBARA (no I don't get it JEFFREY), HE RESPECTS BOOKS - DATS ALL I CARE!
WOO CARES TOO.
DAS WELT CARE, EXCEPT YOU KAUTS/ JAPS (HOW DARE YOU CLAIM TO BE DAS SONNE...)
Oh where AM/ WAS/ BEING NOW...
FOOOOK LOSING DAS P-LOT (only TWICE - SINGAPORE YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN PRODUCTIVE FAILURE!)
ASK CHEK, the GAME DESIGNER...
I COME WITH IMPERIAL GOLDEN RECCOMENDATIONS... FROM CHEK!
RICHARD & JEFFREY, DO I HAVE TO BANG YOUR BODIES?
SMALLEST DICK: DER AFRIKAAN
SECOND SMALLER DICK: AD-MIT IT, U'VE ONLY CAME 3RD...
SUCKERBURG: JOB'S VENTRILOQUIST- JUST A TRY HARD, BUT NOT VERY HARD, PRISCILLA.
MOR-DOCH (THINK TOLKIEN, A LINGUIST, just DON'T READ THE FORTIAN, IT'S HONI SOIT... do you know what DAT MEAN?)
ABOTT, PAY ATTENTION SINGAPORE, DATS DAS TETE MONK...
WEN-DI: CUNT, IT'S DENG 小 小 PING/ XU JING PING keeping ME THRONE WARM & STEADY.
ALL YA MOSSAD, KGB, CIA, BND, ETC - THINK YOU COULD NICK ME CYBERRAIN?
I PUT A POISON PILL IN CYBERRAIN, YOU LUNATICS REALLY COULD HAVE BLOWN UP DAS WELT...
HAD NOT FOR XAN AND I...
ASK ASIO KATE, ROB, GRAEME, MATTHEW....
Oh CLAUSEWITZ, BISMARCK,... IT'S westfalenhalle,
I MEAN PEACE/ PIECE (von STAUFFENBERG) of WESTPHALI(A)C
Source Cited FROM BRITANNICA (WORLD BOOK MORE KIDS FRIENDLY, BUT JUNK, HK JUNK): https://www.britannica.com/event/Peace-of-Westphalia
I NEVER READ THOSE LEATHER BOUND, GOLDEN LEAF BRITANNICAs,
BECAUSE:
1. TOO WORDY
2. TOO BORING
3. ME DAD, KEEPER OF THE SCRIBES, KEPT THEM IN GLAD WRAP
4. PRESIDENT WOO - YOU DID SAW ME AS WANG RUNG, KEEPER OF THE ARCHIVES (also fooooking UNDER GLAD WRAP)
I do HAVE SOME DARK HORSES (NOT HANNOVERS, BUT OLDENBURGERS, hello HELLA, thanks for looking after JAMAL...
Should I NAME TOO
FORGET ABOUT ME BLACK JACKETS, it's...(drum rolls)
SERGE, PLUS ALL THOSE CLOWNS FROM ME GERMAN KLASS - C EINS.
WANT TO SEE ME PRESENTATION IN DAT KLASS...
SHOULD I GET A GERMAN PASSPORT, WHEN I CUNT (Von derrrr LAID/ ALICE WEIDEL) EVEN PASS B EINS...
I CAN PROOF I HAVE REPEATED A1 TO C1, less SEA, me think it's FOUR TIMES (right/ left MARLOWE - DAS DER PRINCE OF WALES...)
BUT
WATZ IN IT FÜR MOIR: JAIL FÜR TREASON/ RIGHTS TO CHANGE YOUR GRUNDGESETZ?
I THINK THAT'S A WRAPM DON'T YOU THINK... SPIEL-BURG/ BERG,
THINK HOLLYWOOD MONOPOLISES ENTERTAINMENT, IT'S TVB
TAR-RAN-TIN-NO...
WHAT'S ME PUNKT: PEACE OF WESTPHALIA - BUGGER OFF, WHEN DER EMPEROR DEMANDS/ DECLARES:
GREATEST CHINA IS ME INTERNAL AFFAIRS, BACK OFF!
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!
WILLY, WE BLUE BLOODS AGREE: SPARE CATHERINE DIE GREAT, BUT NOT MOORE... KATE IS CLASSY, MEGAIN IS TRASHY (DATS QUEEN DI, HAZ - GET YOUR ACT 2GATHER, ROYAL TITLES ARE NOT FOR SALE.
SORRY MEGAIN COMMITTED TREASON BY BRANDING SUSSEX AS american orchard WHATEVER "IT'S CHINATOWN, FORGET IT YOU MIDGET" (XYQING DEALS WITH PÄDOPHILES / POLANSKI/ GEIS... HE DOES THE ENUNCHS, AFTERALL HIS IS IN CHARGE OF BOTH THE FORBIDDEN CITY AND ZHONG NAN HAI...
MERCEDES, you're DEAD, when you have MASTER XU YONG QING SAID: I AM HUNGRY...
THE COMMONWEALTH: WHO DOESN'T WANT ME TO SUBSIDISE GREEN ENERGY...
BOTH GERMANS, USA & INDIANS DO NOT PLAY FAIR (WARNING) TRADE BY WHO RULES, THEY ALL CHEAT WITH CERTIFICATIONS...
Mrs AMBANI, Mr AMBANI, you GREEDY BITCHING FAMILY, lets FACE IT, your KIND SON IS FAT BECAUSE HE COMFORT EATS...
THAT LEAVES ME WITH GANESH, the TRUE :RAJ, FAIR IS FAIR, YOU DO DESERVED TO BE COMPENSATED FOR YOUR TEAM's TIME, BUT STICK WITH TERMS OF ENGAGEMENT.
I will SEND YOU GUYS THOSE SAMSUNG ULTRAs, BUT ONLY SECOND HAND (GOOD AS NEW, BUT YOU WON'T BE TAXED & TAXED & TAXED...)...
BIG B, WHAT THE HELL IS BOLLYWOOD ALL CAMPING AT DUBAIN... ALL THOSE RAPE SCENES MUST BE EXCISED... DER IS MASTER XU YONG QING'S DOMAIN...
Hmmmm, have I LEFT OUT ANYTHING:
NEVER TRUST A 黎, ADMIT IT RUN RUN SHAW, we CANTONESE RULE OVER SHANGHAI - Got It?