Santa didn't approve your request. Sorry, you are not qualified for the job.

Zeus was consulted on this matter and agreed with Santa.

Magdalena Dumitrana Respectfully Dr Dumitrana,

I understand that I do not YET qualify. I ask that my deification be posthumous. And I would like Santa to directly respond to my letter.

Best,

Alexander Ohnemus

I did as you asked us and He did, but not in the way you were hoping. Anyway, you never know. However, make sure that the Greek Gods were really Gods. As far as I know they were beings, very different indeed from humans. Wishing you a good response from Santa.

I updated my letter: Preprint Dear Santa, 2

Dear Santa Claus, I appreciate your efforts in bringing joy to children during the festive Christmas season. I hope you remain healthy and continue to visit us every Christmas.

Magdalena Dumitrana Hello Dr. Dumitrana,

I am now willing to become posthumously deified in any domain, and in any pantheon. But I would most prefer to become Anglo-Saxon god of time travel. Preprint 2nd Letter to Santa

Best,

Alexander Ohnemus

In this question, better ask Dr. Who.

Magdalena Dumitrana Hello Dr. Dumitrana,

Here is my most recent letter to Santa: Preprint 3rd Letter to Santa