I may be the world's leading expert on parapsychology:
1) http://dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.24739.43040
2) https://www.researchgate.net/publication/377663987_Respectfully_and_Unfortunately_The_Improbability_of_and_Danger_in_Believing_in_Reincarnation
Maybe I deserve an honorary PhD in parapsychology. I would then teach afterlife studies @ UC Davis.