Preprint Dear Santa, 2

PS: to avoid solipsism, I hereby request that the supernatural being Santa Claus grant me guaranteed posthumous godhood. I wish Santa Claus would make me, upon my natural death, the Greek God of all time travel(including temporal consequence modification). I mean no mockery. I honestly, despite my 23 years of age, believe in Santa Claus. And even if Santa is not a supernatural being, like I hope, I highly speculate that he has some great esoteric knowledge that could grant my requests. Possibly Santa Claus is really a network of elite gift givers, who due to extensive connections, have enough esoteric insight to grant my requests.