I recommend to take a look to this position paper which discusses (in a reader-friendly manner) the source of the issue in our field:
Article Metaheuristics -- the metaphor exposed
...and move on to serious research topics. As a community, we should orient our effort on a (statistical) analysis and unification of optimization methods under simple technical names, rather than wasting critical time (and harming the credibility of the heuristic optimization area) by inventing new names and creating micro-societies dedicated to cats, chaotic birds, frogs and predating water drops.